off-the-wall-geek: So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 
liveforbased: She based as fuck tho
scoused: we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end and you want me to memorize vocabulary words (via everytimeidiabetes)

scoused:

we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end

and you want me to memorize vocabulary words

(via everytimeidiabetes)

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